I have new neighbors who I don't particularly care for. They're the type of people who yell at each other constantly and thump around their house until all hours. Since…
Imagine being in a relationship without actually meeting the other person. For the purpose of this article I define a meeting as an actual face-to-face encounter. Lately, it seems, I've…
Sunday morning I was woken by a 7:30AM text from my brother. "7 pounds, 20 inches, born around 2:00AM," followed by, "Been a long night, talk to you soon."…
Celebrities and Microsoft will never call you. Checks from your great uncle, the king of Mozambique, will never clear your back account. Ed McMahon most likely will not show up…
I just turned on my computer for the first time in four days and it feels terrible. Thursday night after closing my doors for a much needed vacation I vowed…
Wednesday was a slow day for me at the store location I was working. Rather than sit around twiddling my thumbs I decided to sort through the dozen or two…
During my daily routine at my store locations I answer many interesting questions. Most questions are fairly innocent while a few are, well, odd. So here, in no particular order,…
Over the past six months I've noticed an interesting trend at the computer stores. Customers procrastinate getting their computer repaired for months. The story is always along the lines of…
Several years ago I wrote about online dating and how it's terribly miserable, and a couple months back I wrote about big data. This week I'm going to combine those…
An hour ago I finished watching all ten seasons of the television series Friends. Every night I'd fire up Netflix to see the latest shenanigans and relive that time in…
